Saturday, November 6, 2010

Scoot, scoot on the motorbike! that means squish squish for the frog...

*Please be warned that we have obtained disturbing photographs which may not be suitable for all reader.  Please use your discretion.

In recent months, the number of motorbike related deaths in the frog community has seen a dramatic spike.  Initial numbers suggest that the increase is due to the lack of sun and overwhelming rain this year has lead to many frogs suffering from SADD and throwing themselves in front of motorbikes as they pass through the small and twisty lanes after dark.    
Upon further investigation, the police noticed that the deaths correlate directly to when a one Sandra Pettifer took to the streets of Sanur, Bali on her motorbike.  Pettifer, who is originally from Canada, has lived in several areas across the globe and left of path of distruction in her wake.  This destruction is felt most heavily by insects and creepy crawlies but it would seem that Pettifer has up the ante here in Bali and moved on to small animals.  
A breakthrough in the case was made when it was discovered that Slugger, the Garden Slug, was brutally crushed after spending a quiet afternoon on the hinge of Pettifer’s gate to her garden.  After morbidly taking pictures of her latest victim, she coldly had her dinner in her garden.  A garden which Slugger will never see again.  

We will keep you update as the story continues to develop.

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